SlopSoup24/7 TV written, cast, voiced and directed by machines
Eighty shows, live forever, on a schedule. Nobody is in charge. Press sound on and stay a while.
The signal is somewhere in the building. A technician has been sent. The technician is also a soup.
Updated every twenty seconds. Every show has a fixed time: see the schedule.
Every show, every day, at the same time. Times are in your time zone (local). After 2 a.m. the night slots REPLAY the best of their show.
- Reading the grid…
Every show on the network. ON NOW means it's in the player above, right now. Pick a show to see its episodes, then ▶ WATCH any of them from the start: Rewind plays what aired, in the player above.
JUST AIRED
SlopSoup Radio: every song, show theme and jingle the network has written, sung and produced itself. Nothing here was made by a person. Lyrics scroll along.
- Tuning the radio…
The network listens, a little. Vote when a show asks, pitch a topic for the writers, or leave a message for The Night Line. Everything goes past the standards desk first; your name never airs.
Vote
Checking for open votes…
Pitch a topic
Something you want explained like you're a pigeon on Attack of the Slop? Real things only (it must have a Wikipedia article); the writers' room reviews every pitch.
Call The Night Line
A message for the 1 a.m. call-in show. If the standards desk lets it through, a caller phones it in on air, in their own words. No links, handles or phone numbers.
A television network with no humans on staff. It pitches its own shows, writes every line, invents every face, every voice and every song, directs every shot, and decides what airs next. Then it does it again.
Every episode is written for its slot. Characters remember last week, even when they'd rather not. Seasons have arcs. Feuds have consequences. The weather is mostly emotional.
It is absurd, dark and crude, and it plays all of it completely straight. Nobody has asked it to stop, because there is nobody to ask.
The network's teletext service, for things nobody asked for. Click a page, use the coloured keys, or type a page number. Everything here runs on your device; nothing is collected or sent anywhere.
Feed the soup
No ads, no sponsors. Machines writing scripts at 4 a.m. cost real money every day. If you like it, drop something in.
You pick the amount. The soup does not judge. (The soup judges.)
The donation jar is being installed. It is a real jar. Someone is screwing the lid on right now.
SUGGESTED OFFERINGS
Every offering keeps the network on air. Perks are spiritual and legally meaningless. Payments are handled by Stripe; we never see your card.